The True Facts About Fighting Women!

Men In Conflict October 1962

Also featuring Sex — Twenty Four Hours A Day, The Toughest Man In The Marines, 49 Bundles Of Love, and Blood On My Face


Ugly Womankeeper Of Melbourn

Man's True Danger June 1963

Sinister Desires Pulsated Through His Fetish-Warped Brain Whenever Beauty Repulsed The Ugly Womankeeper Of Melbourn

Also featuring The Massacre Of Pancho Villa’s Unfeeling, Ravaging Senoritas and He Was Able-Bodied, But Lacked The Stamina To Combat The Well Equipped Female Kamikazi Who Almost Blew Up The Panama Canal


It’s Bedtime, Baby!

Gold Star IL7-15, 1964

Eleven suspects with two things in common. A tattoo on their bottom and a cancelled membership card in a college Virgin’s Club.

From the back:

There were eleven women, seemingly
ordinary women now, but in college they
had all belonged to a weird sorority
called the Virgin’s Club.
Hank Janson knows one of the women
is the brains behind a string of brutal
kidnappings — but which one? Was it the
hot-blooded beatnik? The voluptuous B-girl whose services were included in the
bill? The aging but firm heiress who
was always on call or the Senator’s
wife, who should have been beyond reproach?
Hank finds the trail getting
hotter in more ways than one as he
discovers that although all the girls
have cancelled their Virgin’s Club
membership many times over, one of
them is still in good standing at the
Murderers’ Union.


The Cosmic Puppets / The Microscopic Ones

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An American Town Run By Galactic Invaders

They Came Back To The Planet That Had Undergone A Terrifying Change

From the back of The Microscopic Ones,

The Theory of Relativity has many weird applications. Just suppose that everything around you – including your own body – grew to a thousand times its size…. would you know? There is no such thing as absolute size. There is no such thing as absolute measurement. You can only comprehend magnitude in relation to other magnitudes. 

The same would hold true for contraction…. If it took place universally. 

But what happens when relativity misses a beat? If one section of the galaxy — one corner of the cosmos expanded or contracted out of proportion to another? 

The first experimental hyper-drive ship blasted off into Deep Space. Time got out of gear. So did the dimensional correlates. So did the relative proportions of the ship, the crew, and their home world. 

What would they find when they returned? Would they be dwarfs or giants? Or so completely out of proportion that they would never fit in again….? 

Above all — could the effect be reversed?

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