“Are you planning to die?” said Father Christmas. “Well, listen, before you do, let me tell you – I’ve had enough. I’m quitting. The elves are all gone, the reindeer too. Mrs Christmas wants this grand villa in the balmy Mediterranean and who could blame her? She bought me this nice purple suit by the way. So…would you like the job? “
“Are you planning to die?” said Father Christmas. “Well, listen, before you do, let me tell you – I’ve had enough. I’m quitting. The elves are all gone, the reindeer too. Mrs Christmas wants this grand villa in the balmy Mediterranean and who could blame her? She bought me this nice purple suit by the way. So…would you like the job? “