“Messin’ about with MY back trail is only gonna get ya gun trouble, whaddaya say, Pard!” …. “Yeh (cough cough spit!) me too, my back trail bein’ very rough. What about you, Baldy?” … “Well, um, actually you know, my back trail’s been so well used it’s almost a highway.”
The less said about the story title, the better.
“Messin’ about with MY back trail is only gonna get ya gun trouble, whaddaya say, Pard!” …. “Yeh (cough cough spit!) me too, my back trail bein’ very rough. What about you, Baldy?” … “Well, um, actually you know, my back trail’s been so well used it’s almost a highway.”