Don’t go callin’ me an Angel, Damaris, you Beckstead!! Since I found out everyone calls you Cinderella-fellah our romance is OFF!! I’ll shove this pie right in ya smug face then dong ya over the head with me rolling pin. And I don’t care if you ARE wearing your pearl handled .45 peacemaker!”
Don’t go callin’ me an Angel, Damaris, you Beckstead!! Since I found out everyone calls you Cinderella-fellah our romance is OFF!! I’ll shove this pie right in ya smug face then dong ya over the head with me rolling pin. And I don’t care if you ARE wearing your pearl handled .45 peacemaker!”