“You’ve forgotten something, Pete,” Rita said huskily from the bartop, “And I don’t mean washing the glasses.”
Three On My Honeymoon: Tragic Truth form a Girl Who Loved Two Men
Love can’t be totally blind… when it sees how clearly a Zippo lights the way to the masculine heart!
A man treasures his Zippo because it isn’t just a fair-weather friend; a Zippo works in wind or wet with one quick zip. And he likes to know that Zippo offers free repair service for life.
When his Zippo’s a gift from someone he loves, it’s doubly dear to him.
Even the Dictators must bow down to Mr. Mystery and his torch that fires the world
Featuring Adolf Hitler, Tojo Hideki, and Benito Mussolini, along with Mr. Mystery.
It looks like that didn’t work out very well for them.
Also Featuring Lust Slave Of The Teenage Passion Queens, The Beat Cop: Raw Cuts On The Hoof, Shackled Nudes For The Lash Of Satan, The Terror Trail of the Algerian Sin Girls, and How To Overcome 10 Hidden Emotions That Cripple You
Also featuring Passion Starved Play Girls Are Gunning For You, My Wild 17 Days In Hitler’s Underground Bunker Of Lust, and How The American Sex Tragedy Dooms You
Also includes Where Over-Sexed Women Prowl For You, 10 Personality Traits That Cripple You Sexually, and Exposed: Newest Gathering Places For Homosexuals, presumably with a handy map and directions so New Man readers know exactly how to, um, avoid them. Yeah.
Also featuring The Willing Witches Of Stud Island, Nude on Horseback, Forbidden House of the Golden-Legged Girls, Sex Investigators… How They Spy On You!, How and Where To Find Millions In Gold And Jewels, and 9 Sure Ways To Increase Your Sex Power
Holy crap! They should charge WAY more than 39¢ for this kind of information.