The Best Of The Worst
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“Tied to a tree with his hands above his head watching a loop of Barney the Dinosaur.”
Think the “Raiders of the Lost Ark” opening sequence was inspired by this? He’s wearing a pith helmet instead of a fedora, but he’s clutching a stolen idol (which looks like a cross between a kachina doll and the killer doll from the movie “Trilogy of Terror”) and is being menaced by a snake. “Why’d it have to be snakes?!”
Tarzan movies initiated a long tradition of stolen sacred idols followed by a frenzy race through the wild and dangerous jungle. Snakes are always the wise but mean keepers of the treasure, you must know that.
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