“Hey, Dauntless Pioneer Lady, I tole y’all you’d bugger up yuh wrist if yuh fire thet pistol like that! But if the red menace come swarmin’ I got my trusty mallet to dong yuh on the haid so no depredations’ll happen to yuh. Ain’t I jest the young, iron-handed, bull waggin’ boss yuh evuh saw!?”
Art by Sidney Riesenberg (Winter 1939).
“Hey, Dauntless Pioneer Lady, I tole y’all you’d bugger up yuh wrist if yuh fire thet pistol like that! But if the red menace come swarmin’ I got my trusty mallet to dong yuh on the haid so no depredations’ll happen to yuh. Ain’t I jest the young, iron-handed, bull waggin’ boss yuh evuh saw!?”
“Do you mind not wagging so much bull, my good man, I’m trying to concentrate on carving out a new empire.”