2 thoughts on “Clawed By 200 lbs. of a Living Tornado”

  1. “Tornado!” she cried “A freakin’ tornado!” I anxiously looked up in the sky and all around the atmosphere but there was nothing. Then I turned to remonstrate with her and it was too late. “That’s not a tornado, ” I muttered “That’s a very cross puma, you stupid idiot! ” Now I have to make the effort of finding another helpless woman to tramp the wilderness with me, damn it!

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