NEWS FLASH!: The Police Department was very keen to show off their new weapon on this day. Four legs to run faster, four arms the better to grab a crook and a pretty face to distract would-be bad guys from the ugly mug eyeing them off for future reference. Plus an added bonus of an easy to open shirt to expose a stunning body for further distraction. (I mean, what murderer, even knee-deep in murder, would run from an image like that!) The inventor is, of course, completely exhausted after such an effort but it has been decided by the various Heads of Departments – the Traffic Police, Detectives & Uniformed – to call this amazingly brilliant contraption……Mrs Homicide
NEWS FLASH!: The Police Department was very keen to show off their new weapon on this day. Four legs to run faster, four arms the better to grab a crook and a pretty face to distract would-be bad guys from the ugly mug eyeing them off for future reference. Plus an added bonus of an easy to open shirt to expose a stunning body for further distraction. (I mean, what murderer, even knee-deep in murder, would run from an image like that!) The inventor is, of course, completely exhausted after such an effort but it has been decided by the various Heads of Departments – the Traffic Police, Detectives & Uniformed – to call this amazingly brilliant contraption……Mrs Homicide