2 thoughts on “Sex, Sonnets And Sudden Death”

  1. After sex the budding young poet Bodenhiem felt inspired to write a sonnet – as any poet would so feel inclined: ……………… [Line 1]I turn into a Moosey [Line 2] when I’m with my Juicy Lucy. [Line 3] I love her loosey coozy [Line 4]cos it makes me feel all cosy. [Line 5] Lucy makes me lazy [Line 6] Lucy makes me crazy [Line 7] I can spend all day see [Line 8] with Lucy my lovely daisy. [Volta turn] [Line 9] But does she love her Bodie [Line 10] as she shakes her beauty booty [Line 11] when we do the rooty-tooty [Line 12] Tell me, my luscious Lucy! [Big ending] [Line 13] I think so perchance dost I dream [Line 14] To lie beside Lucy by the stream…Yep! that’s 14 lines………But the only problem was this girl’s name was Isabella

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