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  1. A LUSTY TALE OF THE SOUTH PACIFIC: – “I say, chaps, you mustn’t take my remarks so seriously when I called you scarf-head. We gentlemen have a different sort of humour to ruffians like uuuuu!” Meanwhile Leilani and Moana were thinking ‘If he’s dead can we now eat him?’ “By the way I think you’ll find the NORTH Pacific a bit more lustier. Because, see, we’re only a couple of scrumpets, yes, that’s correct, scrumpets not crumpets and bare your chest all you like whitey, you’ll get no sweet potatoes from US!!”

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