There really was a battle on the island of Wolmi-Do, but somehow I doubt it looked like this.
Also featuring Smog City: Where Starlets and Career Girls Run Wild, When Jealous Men Go Kill-Crazy, Belle Santee and her Unique Bordello On Wheels, and Why Women Despise The American Male — Because They Ask For It!
Also, Love-Happy Nurses Are Lousing Up Our Hospitals and Female Furies Of The Sea Guard Underwater Millions
Also featuring Cruise Ship’s Problem: She Wolves On The Prowl, The Bloody Day A Yankee City Went Rebel, Trapped in the Village of Deserted Women, and Richard Sorge: Master Lover — Master Spy!
Also featuring San Diego: Passion Port Of The Pacific, I Was Half Eaten — Half Dead, and American Men Are Unfit For Married Love
Also featuring “Sex Storms” Lash Our Prisons and Nuclear Scientists Demand: Stop H-Bomb Testing Now!
If one more person tells me this is a rip-off of a Frank Zappa album, I am going to knife them.
Also featuring Eaten Alive On A Bed Of Gold and American Males Are Afraid Of Sex. There may be a connection between those two stories.
Also, Masculine Inadequacies Drive Women Nuts!
Also featuring Female Skippers Turn Waterways Into New Lover’s Lanes, Kiss Me Or Die, and The Nightmare At The Bawdy House On 23rd Street