If one more person tells me this is a rip-off of a Frank Zappa album, I am going to knife them.
Tag: Sweats
The Sharks Got My Legs!
Also featuring The Kill-Crazy Nympho of Sunset Strip, Hophead Farmers of the Cumberland Hills, Play-Girls Of The Seven Seas (They ply their trade wherever men go down to the sea in ships), and City of Branded Women
I Escaped The Russians
Pursuit Of The Sailor Who Caused An International Incident
1500 Miles In An Open Boat
Also featuring Sexual Fatigue, “Give Me The Chair — Anything But Life!” and The Diamond Smugglers
Playboy’s Joy-Flight Of Terror
I Found The Mummies of Peru
… And Bury The Dead
Danger and death in Panama’s “Green Hell”
Crushed By 20 Feet Of Coiling Death
Escape From Crocodile Cavern
Death Can Be 30 Feet Long
I Kill For Castro: An Amazing First-Person Story From The Man Behind The Gun
Suicide Boys Of The Bayou
The Cannibal Crocodile They Couldn’t Kill
Chewed To Bits By Giant Turtles
Also, Masculine Inadequacies Drive Women Nuts!
Abe Stewart’s Great New Orleans Harem Raid!
Also featuring Inside The Books America Bans, East Side Jungle (In a Teen-age Gang Leader’s Own Words) and Love-Cults, U.S.A. (Jim Strang’s Kingdom Of 100 Wives)